beautiful-ambition:

sophisticantsophia:

chiefsimba:

taint3ed:

validx2:

Even mom  turnt

YOOOOOO

So live!!!!!

I’ve never been so hype to have kids in my whole life

Me as a mom tbh

DAD I played hockey for four years,
I won 6 choir awards.
I played in 3 parades,
I tried so hard.
Where were you?
I dislocated my shoulder,
I cracked 2 ribs.
He gave me a black eye,
He called me worthless.
Where were you?
I gave him a bloody nose,
I broke his jaw.
He made my knuckles bleed,
I was broken.
Where were you?
I failed art with a 2%,
I barely passed drama.
I punched a cop,
I didn't eat for two weeks.
Where were you?
I got a 430 on my state testing,
I read a 2,00 page book in 4 days.
I learned to drive,
I got a award in excellence.
Where were you?
I'm passing french with a 92%,
I'm assistant stage manager.
I'm going to be a paralegal,
I'm moving to Florida.
Where are you?

lesushhh:

This will forever be adorable

buckybarneswho:

Let’s be honest everyone would rather watch a Black Widow movie than antman

jennwitte:

broke a couple of sticks of chalk on this one

gay4zayn:

gay4zayn:

it’s so cute how 5 seconds of summer named themselves after their career span

image

deviantfemme:

Nicki Minaj (2010  2014)

Nicki, gorgeous every possible way, every possible style. 

ilvalentinos:

#walk into the club like what up where’s our soviet boyfriend

thats-not-a-toilet:

xadorkablemarinax:

asexualmew:

benepla:

WHAT A TIME TO BE ALIVE

Okay, so,

Maggie is Pikachu from Pokemon
Lisa is Mikasa from SNK
Bart is Naruto from Naruto
Homer is Zoro from One Piece
Marge is Rangiku from Bleach

Who is Santa’s Little Helper suppose to be?

Haku from Spirited Away

the simpsons are fucking weeaboos

worb:

Who is the target audience for Gogurt? Is it for children? I feel like the marketing is trying to make it look “cool” but I don’t know why. It’s cool to eat yogurt out of a tube. Cool kids don’t know how to use spoons? Spoons are for fucking losers. I’m on a public bus right now and I’ve never been in a relationship and I think about dropping out of college every day

boobsandbooks:

noonafeels:

OH MY I JUST SNORTED MY MILK.

GO TO A DOCTOR IMMEDIATELY 

snowstorms-and-oceans:

allthe-lights-inthe-sky:

i snorted

I love this man

karlbourbon:

okay but real talk how many times do you think jim has gone up to someone and said "james t. kirk, the t stands for trouble"

before bones pulls him back by collar of his shirt "no it doesn’t, tiberius, let’s go"

Tony Stark + his pet names for Pepper in Iron Man 3